Does the smell of chocolate make you feel ooey-gooey inside? Does your heart skip a beat at the thought of a Fizzy Lifting drink? Have you been tempted to (or better yet, actually) licked fruit-covered wall paper before?
Then this internship is for you! We are looking for the best smellers, tasters, eaters, etc to do quality control at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! Work with the man behind the madness himself. Successfully complete your internship and take home an oompa loompa!
* Unfortunately, in light of recent circumstances, applicants who are German, overweight, and can't swim will not be considered.