Office Dog

Berkeley-based startup, Go Overseas, is looking for an office dog to join it’s team. You’ll be responsible for improving human morale and keeping the office floor crumb-less.

Responsibilities

• Welcomes, enthusiastically, his/her teammates when they arrive in the morning (and any other time they walk in the door)
• Diffuses stressful meetings by providing kisses
• Occasional presence required on video calls
• Cleans food messes quickly and efficiently
• Keeps team on a tight leash

Requirements

• Smells OK
• Sits, stays
• Basic knowledge of Roll Over, Fetch and Shake
• Tolerates occasional festive costumes
• No barking or whining (also applies to humans)

Nice-to-haves

• 1+ year experience in similar role
• Photogenic
• Cuddler
• Retrieves office slippers on command
• BA/BS or equivalent pedigree

Benefits

• Treats dependent on experience and skills
• 2 walks per day
• 12 new best friends

How to apply

Submit your best office dog meme to [email protected]. Top applicants will be required to participate in week-long in-office interview.