D'oh! Teach Abroad at Springfield Elementary
- United States of America
About Program
Are you young and naïve? Teaching English Abroad too easy for you? Sounds like a Teaching Assistant position at Springfield Elementary is the career opportunity you’ve been looking for!
Located in the beautiful, exotic metropolis of Springfield, Oregon (if you’re lucky you could even wind up in Massachusetts or Texas – best not to worry about such details), our underfunded but spunky Elementary school is seeking doe eyed, motivated young teachers that haven’t yet been beaten down by the youth of today.
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Impact
Our head fourth grade teacher Edna Krabappel is pretty tired and has a Match.com date most nights of the week, so we are looking for some fresh blood to fill in the gaps. It’s entirely possible that you’ll be teaching your very own classroom on some days! This is an unpaid position, but sometimes there is a box of Lard Lad Donuts in the break room. Smoking in the classroom and unorthodox disciplinary methods are highly encouraged.
Interested applicants should forward a resume and 500 words about how you would deal with spiky haired problem child skateboarders to Principal.Skinner@aol.com.
